Marrying George Clooney

okay, given that it’s christmas, and truth is i’m not in the giving spirit. i’m sort of not in any spirit. but that’s a long story and being that it is christmas, i’ll give you that.
i’m trying to de-clutter. my head, my closets…
i find in a pile, some old mail, old as in a few weeks ago. and there in this stack of old mail, is a postcard. on the front of the postcard it says: JESUS SAVES (be 100% sure you’re going to heaven) spread the good news, on the back of the postcard, it reads:
we pay cash for broken and unwanted gold and silver.
rings, bracelets, necklaces, watches, earrings, sterling jewelry, and flatware, etc., etc…
hmmm.
unwanted gold and silver.

obviously PRO-CASH.