twas the night….

… before saturday
and all through the house
the kitties were sleeping
but not the fucking mouse
it ran up on the bed
and up and down the walls
and ken tried to swing at it
but fell on his balls
and then i got up
and stared into it’s eyes
okay that is a big lie(s)
and then when i thought, no this can’t get worse
i had such severe cramps
i felt i was cursed
and the mouse ran away, toward the kitchen i think
and since it was past four
heads: an ambien.
tails: a drink.

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