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avatar the wizard of dr. oz

has anyone ever seen a tornado up close?
i mean really up close.
i mean, like right in front of you: spinning & twirling & spinning faster & twirling faster & creating havoc and moving so fast … so fast everything is flattened in it’s wake.
everything.
a whole frickin’ mess.

i saw one this morning. everything was calm (hence the calm before the storm saying) and quiet. all was peaceful, and then this:

“where are my black boxer shorts?”
“geez, i don’t know. maybe in the wash?”

and then it hit like a mofo. tornado ken hit at 9:47am.

who the fuck knew one pair of underwear could cause such a tirade?

WHERE ARE MY BLACK BOXER SHORTS?

gee hon, i don’t fucking know. maybe the wash?

not the right answer.

the damage, the flinging, the searching, the tossing …

yep. the wash, they were in the wash.

and now i need a cleaning crew, hazmat suits and all.

oh, god… someone … please, intervene.

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2 Responses to “the wizard of dr. oz”

  1. avatar
    kristine

    Are those the black boxer shorts you bought at TARGET, by any chance?

  2. avatar
    Debbie

    first you must tell me … are you a good witch … or a bad witch?

    Signed,
    Glinda


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