call waiting
why is it no one famous ever contacted me, or contacts me after death?
i mean, my god, tori spelling went to a psychic to get in touch with her father and … farrah contacted her. i mean i completely get it, the connection, you know… charlie’s angels … and obviously the whole ‘angel’ thing… and they were neighbors. i get it. i don’t begrudge her at all.
and i’ve gone to many, many, many psychics, intuits, tarot readers – you name it, i’ve done it. past life regressions. check. spiritual healers. check. miss rosalie on tenth avenue. check. check. and never, not once did a famous person from the beyond get in touch with me. i mean i don’t even have old boyfriends get in touch with me…
why not me?
why is it no one famous — dead & famous, which is completely different than a wanna be & a has been — why is it no one famous contacts me?
is it an area code or zip code thing? that sounds doable. our area code changed a few times in the last couple of years. that could be it.
is it because i moved a lot when i was young and never really settled down until i was much older and wiser. possible. you know, it’s hard to keep track, someone’s whereabouts.
is it because i went to the wrong psychics who had no famous (dead) clients? well, that could be. could be.
is it because i wasn’t good enough? hmmmmmmm. not a road i wanna travel down right now.
is it because we didn’t have call waiting when we were growing up and no one – absolutely no one – could get through to us ever? not even live relatives or neighbors.
is it because i needed so desperately to be liked, accepted, paid attention to (when i was MUCH MUCH MUCH younger) that i in fact repelled and nauseated the very people who could have helped me have a big huge massive film career? possibly, but then again hollywood is such a fickle fucking place. trust me if i wrote a script tomorrow and it sold for a gazillion dollars anyone and everyone who never ever returned a phone call would find me in a heartbeat. it’s like being a dog in heat. okay, scratch that notion.
is it because i never dropped the majors…. as in: farrah fawcett majors?
or is it because none of the phone/cell carriers – verizon, at&t, sprint, cellular one – none of them have an FFF plan: friends & family & famous dead people plan?
i can’t believe i even think about this shit.
Category: Uncategorized 4 comments »
June 25th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
being famous and dead is sooo over rated.
i like what your pyschic said to you MUCH better!
June 26th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I sent a copy of MGC to a psychic I know…everyone must be trying to contact her to get to you because she’s leaving LA for a month for more peaceful surroundings…I’ll mention this when she’s back in town…xox
June 27th, 2010 at 10:10 am
try taking an 800 number, I hear that works wonders, like a friend of mine who did this had like Joan Crawford, Dirk Bogarde, even Shirley MacLaine, and she not dead yet is she? contact her!
June 29th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
You just crack me up, girlfriend. ROTFLOL!!!