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okay which one:

parenthetical

or

santa?

ken asked me that.

thinking he was funny & charming.

and i laughed. i did. i thought, “cute.”

and he thought that would excite me.

and i said, “cute doesn’t excite me.”

and then he said, “oh.”

and he started reading the new issue of new yorker magazine.

and i started reading the new issue of new york magazine. skimming the article about gloria vanderbilt, who by the way, my opinion, looks much younger than her son, anderson cooper. okay, never mind.

and then he (ken) said, “well, parenthetical IS NOT coming this year.”

and just like that, i rolled over.

i’m so fucking easy.


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