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avatar old McFerris has a farm…

(to the tune of ‘Old McDonald had a Farm’)

a one and a two and a three:

old McFerris has a farm
e i e i OH
and on that farm he has a wife
e i e i UH-OH
with an UH-OH here and an UH-OH there
here a NO, there a NO, everywhere, an UH-OH-NO
old mcferris has a farm
e i e i OH

and on that farm he has two cats
e i e i OH
with a bella here, and a lotus there
here a bella, there a LOTUS everywhere a BELL-AH, LOT-US
OLD MCFERRIS HAS A FARM E I E I OH
and on that farm he has a garden
e i e i OH
with a rosebush here, and lilacs there
here a plant, there a tree, everywhere a PEONY
old mcferris has a farm
E I E I OH.

and on that farm he hurt his knee
e i e i OH
with an oh fuck here, and an oh fuck there
here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere an oh fuck.

here a pain, there a set, everywhere a percocet

old mcferris has a wife
e i e i oh
and on that farm the needs her love.
e i e i

OH

with a little kiss here, and a little tug there
here a kiss, there a snug ….everywhere a sexy hug…

old mcferris has a farm

HE I HE I
OH

YEAH.

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One Response to “old McFerris has a farm…”

  1. avatar
    kristinevr

    oh my god…love you and your ken…bad knee and all. E I E I OH!


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